I’m not attempting to make light of a serious situation but we just ran across this and had to report on it. Today the Currier News (Member of the Sun-Times News Group) reported a burglary. Here a snippet of that report.

• PlayStations, Zune taken in break-in: Two Sony PlayStations and a Microsoft Zune 80 media player were reported missing from a house on the 50 block of Alameda Drive between 7:30 a.m. and 4 p.m. Monday. Homeowners also said leftover pizza in the refrigerator had been eaten and five empty Coke cans left in a trash can, although no one in the house drinks Coke. Police reported no signs of forced entry, although there were indications a vehicle may have pulled into the backyard.

Hmm… Pizza, 5 Coke cans, I’m starting to suspect, nah, I better not make allegations. But, I know a few suspects, let’s just put it that way.

Wouldn’t it be great if the owner could just Squirt the perpetrator the death? Just kidding.

Be Cool my Babies…